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Hi. Im Squishybod. Im 235 years old. i was originally a penguin but now im part crab, part shark, part eagle, part human and
mainly penguin. Dont ask how it happened. All i know is that it involved a grenade, a needle and some thread. im 4"3.5.
i weigh 4 stone. I live in a cave half way up beacon hill (its very cosy; it has cable TV and a 6.5MB modem) and i regularly
take days out to shit on passing motorists in their cars on the A34. I like to see the looks on their faces. I am a unique
species. There is only one of me (unlike the wild Foamy). I live off the cave mould and the sheep on the hillsides.
Well thats pretty much it! Enjoy the site *snip snip!*
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